Jacques’s Old Folk’s Home

Mickey was waiting for CJ to come to tell them some news. Finally CJ came, so Mickey was about to tell them that he was thinking of taking them to see the old folks at Jacques’s Old Folks Home over the weekend, but CJ tells them that there is a Senorita Fuchion fest. Mickey tried to convince them into going to Jacques, until he went as far as to manipulate them. CJ then agreed to do so for half an hour.

When they went and knocked on the door, an old man told them to go away, but it turned out he thought they were salespeople. He introduced himself as Jacques, the owner of the Old Folk’s Home. Each member of the Gang got different people, Rigelli got Jacques. One woman bored CJ with a story about her being in WW2 with 2 commanding officers, one named Pricklident and the other named Boydent. She finally impressed CJ when she revealed she was Lucy “Rubin” Logan, creator of Senorita Fuchion, who was apparently once named Senorita Lightning.

Vance was impressed when his person, named Claudio, played pro-basketball, while Rigelli was impressed when Jacques said he was a wrestler. Greta’s old guy was a mad mathetician, while Russ’s, named Gordon, was a family friend. Mickey sung songs for the old people, but they kept booing. He tried to get out of the house and complained to the Gang, but Greta told him to sing songs that they would LIKE to hear and Mickey did so.

The End.