Sphinx Barb

One Recess, there was a fight going on. Mickey wanted Queen Barb to stop it, but it was amusing Barb. Barb then mentioned Queen Wendy, who was Queen was Barb was in 1st grade, between Queen Xandra and Queen Jaqueline, but no one seemed to remember them, which lowered Barb’s self-esteem.

In class, Barb’s teacher Mr Loo mentioned that sphinxes had pyramids built so everyone would remember them, which inspired her. Queen Barb announced to the kids that they were going to build a pyramid, which everyone was looking forward to, and Barb chose Greta to supervise. Greta went to the library to borrow a book about Ancient Egypt. When they started, Russ was worried about getting his clothes messy, so Mickey told him to turn his clothes inside out.

Four days went by and the children felt they needed a break, which Barb saw and wasn’t happy. She announced that there’d be “zero tolerance of anyone found playing instead of working” and that she would be called SPHINX Barb and put a lion costume on.

The Gang then tried to talk to Greta, but she still went to boss the kids round. Then Russ started to wipe his shirt, but a guard pushed him to the ground, which provoked CJ to push HIM to ground. The kids then started to rebel, chanting “No more work, Sphinx Barb’s a jerk,” to which Barb responded by getting out the hose, causing Greta to quit. Barb’s aides sprayed the hose, until it started to rain and the pyramid melted, causing Barb to have a meltdown.

When the rain stopped, Greta told Barb that good deeds are the things that Barb will be remembered for, “not mud,” and told her to “trust the kids, give them back their recess, and they’ll return to (Barb).” Barb apologised and the kids were reluctant, but accepted and Barb put a ban on pyramids being built, demoted herself to just being a Queen again and gave them back their Recess, which everyone cheered to.

The End.